First, I really enjoyed the interview with Jesse Eisenberg and Guiliana Rancic. Jesse, without trying to be funny, was. He has a dry humor you would only likely enjoy if you are married to an engineer. So far we are an hour into the Red Carpet and nothing else has been funny. Just your normal run of the mill "who are you wearing" and then onto embarrasing prodding questions from the interviewer in which the celebrity generally squirms and trys to give a witty answer.
Sophia Vergara was just interviewed. Guiliana just asked her what her least favorite body part was. Sophia's answer? "I wish I had a size 8 boob". I think that she is usually drunk on the Red Carpet, but what is a size 8 boob? It is not a foot, you can't put your boob in a shoe.
When they pan out on the Red Carpet it looks a little more bare than at other awards shows. Maybe the stars don't want to walk this carpet so they go directly to their seats, or maybe they just want to dodge the awkward interviews. John Krasinski just notified Guiliana that she is embarrasing.
I am thrilled that Ross Mathews is interviewing on the Red Carpet. He was "Ross the Intern" on Jay Leno and is a frequent guest on Chelsea Lately's roundtable. He is hilarious. He gets so excited during each interview and is so star struck. I wish he was doing more of the interviews. I love Giuliana Rancic, but she can be rather annoying in Red Carpet interviews.
Guiliana just interviewed Justin Timberlake, aka JT (at least in this house). Mike doesn't appreciate that JT "always seems like he has a schtick going on in his interview. Who is the real Justin?". Ok, now Mike is back to his day that has been full of eating an entire bag of chips and cheese cubes.
Ross Mathews just told Helena Bonham Carter that she is a like an art piece. I would have said that she is like a lunatic. Who wears two different colored shoes with a dress that cost hundreds of dollars?
I haven't seen any dresses, yet, that I have wanted to have. Maybe because it is the SAG awards the dresses are a little toned down. I have noticed a lot of color, which I love!
Dress (and some tux) thoughts...
- OMG, WTF is Jane Lynch wearing? It looks like she stole Little Bo Beep's dress from the '80's.
- Eva Longoria, your dress looks unfinished. Did the designer run out of time? I would think that as a celebrity you would be able to afford a completed dress.
- I think that January Jones always gets it all wrong and this time she did not dissappoint. It is all wrong.
- Mila Kunis' dress is beautiful, however, the color of the dress makes it look like the dress "Carrie" wore to the prom. The dress is pink, but looks like it had a giant bucket of blood dumped on it.
- I actually like Claire Danes dress, which is a surprise because I don't like her and usually take it out on the dress.
- Kyra Sedgwick looks beautiful. I hope that I look that stunning in 12 years.
- Jennifer Lawrence has likely been spending her first time on all the Red Carpets this season (Winter's Bone). She wore a hot pink dress. Very daring and I love it!
- I liked the dress that Natalie Portman wore to the Golden Globes better. The dress she is wearing today looks a little like the dress Megan Fox wore to the Golden Globes. Who wore it best?
- I like Hilary Swank's look. She has a very athletic body and it is difficult to see her as a woman sometimes. Tonight, she looks like a woman.
- James Franco - it is called a comb. I can't get over the fact that these celebrites have all kinds of handlers, yet no one can tell them their hair is a mess.
- Nicole Kidman...I don't really want to comment, but I will. Horrible!
- Tina Fey - red. Red is your color, do it more often!
- I haven't seen Julia Stiles in quite some time. She looks amazing. I guess abscence makes the eyes grow fonder.
- You know, if you are a guy, you can wear something other than a black tie.
Well, that is all I have to say about that. I will be writing during the Red Carpet for the Oscars on February 27th. In the mean time keep checking out my blog. I will be writing about other topics.
Thanks for reading.
