If It Is Garbage, I Will Watch

If it is garbage, and it is on T.V., you can almost guarantee that I will be watching.  There are only two sitcoms that I watch regularly - "The Middle" and "Big Bang Theory".  I also watch "Jeopardy" and "Chelsea Lately", but otherwise my television viewing is filled with various reality shows. 

My newest guilty pleasure, besides "Teen Mom 2" is "Jersey Shore".  Last nights episode did not disappoint.  Within the first five minutes, Ronnie was getting a rectal exam.  He said that he "messed it up drinking" and "needed some cream".  I don't know about you, but I generally don't come off a bender needing cream for my rectum.  While Ronnie is being examined, the cameras switch to the house, where Jwoww finally finds Snooki.  Not that anyone had been looking for her, but she spent the night in the dog "cage" with the dogs and the pee-pee pads that had been used (by the dogs I hope).  The rest of the show was filled with the normal drunk antics that keep me glued to the T.V. 

I know that a lot of people claim that shows like "Jersey Shore" are a sign of the devil and the downfall of all mankind.  However, I find it hard to believe that most have not had drunk nights like these.  The rest of us were just fortunate enough not to have it taped for all the world to see.  I think that I enjoy the show so much because it reminds me of times that I spent when I was younger.  Although I may have done some foolish, even downright stupid things, they were my experiences all of which made me who I am today. 

So, next Thursday at 10 PM lock your doors and turn off the lights, but be sure to catch the next installment of "Jersey Shore".  Remember the times when you, too, had little responsibility and the most important choices you had were what to wear and where to go.  You won't be sorry.