Dear Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature,

I am not sure which address to send this to, so I figured you might get it here.  I apologize, I could not find an address on "Google".  I am writing in regards to the drastic weather change we are experiencing in North Ridgeville, Ohio today.   I would appreciate your prompt attention to this matter as I am hosting a 40th Anniversary party this weekend.

It is spring and according to weather data the average current high is expected to be in the 60 degree range.  I am not so greedy to request no rain, as I know it brings May flowers, but I would really appreciate seasonal temperatures.  Having high temperatures in the 40's or low 50's with winds so high it could blow me over, is not acceptable. 

I do appreciate the wonderful temperatures we experienced over the weekend.  I had assumed that the 80 degree Sunday was an apology for for the previous weeks of unseasonable temperatures and the snowy winter.  I did not expect for it to be a joke, that would be quickly taken away.

I am sure that you are busy, receiving many complaints.  I will be waiting for your response.

Regards,
Melissa